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Hemmingway-esque would be too complimentary. Short, trite, but frustratingly vague. And never without the stench of condescension.
milking cows wouldn't be that bad
at least compared to ritual goat sacrifice or the 982374 other things people have told me i might remember or get back
at least compared to ritual goat sacrifice or the 982374 other things people have told me i might remember or get back
noooo that'd be so boring
at least hope for something really cool
at least hope for something really cool
The old children's taunt. "I know something you don't know."
Edited 2017-11-04 00:20 (UTC)
well yeah but a lot of people suck at their jobs. i didn't think i'd see a wall of text when i opened the app anyway
ok here's my list of really cool past life possibilities
- really famous critic who everyone agrees with because then i get paid to watch movies all day and tell people why they're bad
- astronaut
- holy shit i don't even have to be an astronaut i could literally have lived in space?? so someone who lived on a space colony (not an alien that's weird)
- also could have been a really famous actress who gets paid like $10,000 every day i show up anywhere
- ok this is similar to a superhero but what if i had like really specific magic that just made food appear whenever i wanted so i never had to cook again? perfect
ps you never told me what you thought wouldn't be boring
- really famous critic who everyone agrees with because then i get paid to watch movies all day and tell people why they're bad
- astronaut
- holy shit i don't even have to be an astronaut i could literally have lived in space?? so someone who lived on a space colony (not an alien that's weird)
- also could have been a really famous actress who gets paid like $10,000 every day i show up anywhere
- ok this is similar to a superhero but what if i had like really specific magic that just made food appear whenever i wanted so i never had to cook again? perfect
ps you never told me what you thought wouldn't be boring
i mean it's not like it's hard to brainstorm, also why would i have thought about that before
let the record show i gave you a really extensive answer
let the record show i gave you a really extensive answer
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